Hey Girl Hay

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My last name is Hay.

pleasingpics:

Kissing like this is a big turn on and often leads to sex ♥ http://bit.ly/KZhwRF

that guy looks bored as shit

pleasingpics:

Kissing like this is a big turn on and often leads to sex ♥ http://bit.ly/KZhwRF

that guy looks bored as shit

— 11 hours ago with 587 notes

Id like all the people who are clearing skipping school/work to have have meet ups/events/fun times over the course of the NoFilterShows in London to know that I will be preparing and participating in a 15 hour exam, and that people attending the second show should buy me drinks and bring me treats in admiration for my hard work that week. 

— 12 hours ago with 7 notes
#NOFILTERSHOW  #itsgrace  #mamrie hart  #hannah hart 

australiansanta:

spaghetti? oh no i only eat swaghetti sir

(Source: australiansanta, via coluring)

— 12 hours ago with 69354 notes
chronic-sans:

Welcome to bird college-for birds

chronic-sans:

Welcome to bird college-for birds

(via laughbitches)

— 12 hours ago with 48686 notes
Since They changed Philosopher’s Stone to Sorcerer’s Stone for America, I decided to change the rest since us American’s are too dumb to understand the word philosopher:

superpoisonivy:

ehehehelokid:

spudsexuall:

Harry Potter and The Whisper Snake Place

Harry Potter and That Mean Jail Man

Harry Potter and The Hot Cup

Harry Potter and The Bird Club

Harry Potter and The Guy With Only Some Blood

Harry Potter and Death 

it all makes sense now

I’m crying.

(via fuckenlesbian)

— 12 hours ago with 137536 notes

silxnce:

assbutt-from-gallifrey:

whinecraft:

berserkerbaby:

i still can’t believe americans don’t call car parks
car parks wtf

is that where you bring your car on weekends so it can play with other cars

NO IT’S WHERE YOU PARK YOUR FUCKING CAR

Almost like an area of land, a lot if you will, for parking cars. A parking lot.

(Source: generalnazgrim, via laugh-til-ya-fart)

— 12 hours ago with 278548 notes
#WTF  #no one says lot  #plot maybe 
john-wann:

SO DID THEY HAVE HAIR OR NOT

john-wann:

SO DID THEY HAVE HAIR OR NOT

(Source: trynsave, via pizza)

— 12 hours ago with 206359 notes

hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.

(via ihaveforgottenmyname)

— 12 hours ago with 233130 notes

listenandforgiveme:

the amount of concentration a person devotes to transporting an overly full cup of tea from kitchen to couch is directly proportionate to just how British you are

(Source: azkabanter, via ihaveforgottenmyname)

— 12 hours ago with 56396 notes
mamrie:

gracehellahelbig:

My nofilter tickets came. Apparently I’m now seeing ‘Greace’ Helbig.

MINE ISNT THE MISSPELLED NAME!! FINALLLLLY!!!

mamrie:

gracehellahelbig:

My nofilter tickets came. Apparently I’m now seeing ‘Greace’ Helbig.

MINE ISNT THE MISSPELLED NAME!! FINALLLLLY!!!

(via let-me-know-the-real-you)

— 12 hours ago with 1705 notes

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

(via tyleroakley)

— 13 hours ago with 890167 notes

farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

(via fuckenlesbian)

— 13 hours ago with 48301 notes